this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
(Source: sizvideos, via give--me--novocaine)
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
"Be with the one who wants to literally thank each and every one of your ex’s for ever being stupid enough to let you go."
- That’s the one you keep (via jackieetran)
(Source: brittneybrightside, via demente-persona)
"I love you, but I’m mad at you is one of the most freeing, important things you can say in a stable relationship. Does that make sense? To know that you have the ability and the right to be mad at someone and know that it doesn’t mean things are over, that it doesn’t mean things are irreparable. That it just means I’m mad, but God, I love you. I love you. Now leave me alone."
- To be good, to save nothing (via justgoodvibes)