parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."
- (via emoties)
(Source: iamnotthesociopath, via demente-persona)
when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face